Nimbin = Disneyland?
Disneyland = Nimbin?
It's starting to make sense,
no wonder the school age children in Nimbin act the way they do, they
think they are in Disneyland. Poor things, like many childless anarchists
in their late 50's, I usually blame the parents and since they are the
ones who have to spend the most amount of time dealing with the problems
caused by the conceited little snots, I usually call it karma and leave
it at that, because, just like in Disneyland, how can you blame dopey
for being dopey? But it seems no one has told the children that they are
rude, or perhaps the children know that a harsh hippy scolding don't
hurt at all and thus they can act act as they want, where they want,
when they want, thing is, that all the adults I know in Nimbin agree
that other peoples spoilt children are the biggest problem that Nimbin
faces in the near term, bigger even than Prohibition.
Don't get me wrong, I don't hate children anymore than I hate unbaked
loaves of bread, it's just that I have no time for children, don't even
notice them except occasionally, I'm too busy surviving in an adult
the world where uncivilized behaviour such as we see in the gentle
of Nimbin gets you killed, but, and, thanks to my non emotionally
viewpoint - I think that I have arrived at the most humane solution to
problem of the problem children in Nimbin.
Give them a back pack, a passport and a plastic card with say $250 a
week to spend and a one way ticket around the world that's good for a
year, in fact I think this is such a good idea that if the government
can't be persuaded to some how foot the bill, then ALL of the parents of
ALL the children in Nimbin should ALL foot the bill, sure a couple of
them might die from some horrible disease, get caught in the middle of a
war, starve in a famine, or get blown apart by a car bomb, but that's
part of life in the outside world for the vast majority of the citizens
of earth and I can think of no better way of preparing the children of Nimbin
for their future than letting them see exactly what is happening in the
world outside happy valley. Indeed, the only downside to this most
humane of solutions to the problem of the problem children of Nimbin is
if the politically correct facilitators get involved and morph the idea
so that each and everyone one of the conceited mega puppies considers
them selves ambassadors of Nimbin.