Here is a one question multiple choice test. In the answer you will find the value of bombing Iraq.
This test consists of one (1) multiple-choice question. Here's a list of the countries that the U.S. has bombed since the end of World War II.
El Salvador 1980s
NOW HERE IS THE QUESTION:
In how many of these instances did a FREE government, respectful of human rights, occur as a direct result? Choose one of the following:
(d) not a one
(e) a whole number between -1 and +1
Sung to the tune of: "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands...":
If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistanis looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it's all the proof I need
If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
If you want oil revenues, bomb Iraq.
If you have already been down this avenue, bomb Iraq.
If you can't make up any more lies,
But you know you've really tried,
You say it's time to say good-bye,
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,